This is still a motherfucking website

    Marc Augier
    By Marc Augier

    This is still a motherfucking website.

    And it's more fucking perfect than the last guy's.

    Seriously, it takes minimal fucking effort to improve this shit.

    7 fucking declarations.

    That's how much CSS it took to turn that grotesque pile of shit into this easy-to-read masterpiece. It's so fucking simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website:

    • Shit's still lightweight and loads fast
    • Still fits on all your shitty screens
    • Still looks the same in all your shitty browsers
    • The motherfucker's still accessible to every asshole that visits your site
    • Shit's still legible and gets your fucking point across