This is a motherfucking website

    Marc Augier
    By Marc Augier
    https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

    This is a motherfucking website.

    And it's fucking perfect.

    Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

    You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:

    • Shit's lightweight and loads fast
    • Fits on all your shitty screens
    • Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
    • The motherfucker's accessible to every asshole that visits your site
    • Shit's legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)